The Great Pumpkin Beer Tasting of 2015
Each autumn, my friend Carl notes and ranks the pumpkin beer he drinks. He invited me to join him this year and so it was that an otherwise quiet Saturday night was spent ingesting an alarming amount of cinnamon, nutmeg, clove and alcohol.
Eleven different beers comprised the rogues gallery, and each was carefully graded from 0 to 5 on appearance, nose, tastiness, finish, and what we called “Platonic Pumpkin.” To infuse the proceedings a whiff of scientific method, my wife agreed to pour these drinks in another room and prevent names, reputations and label art from biasing our ratings.
Given the high degree of subjectivity and sheer quantity of beer, our marks revealed a surprising amount of consistency with three distinct groups emerging.
Clear worst of the bunch was the Sam Adams Pumpkin Batch, an odious concoction with soapy overtones and a cumulative score of 11 from a possible 50. The Blue Point Pumpkin Ale (18), Shock Top Pumpkin Wheat (18), and surprisingly the Dogfish Head Punkin Ale (19) rounded out the losers.
The divisive Southern Tier Pumpkin (23) was denounced by me but championed by Carl, ending up in limbo. The only non-ale tasted was the Redhook Out of Your Gourd Pumpkin Porter (24), a disappointing effort with trace amounts of pumpkin flavor. Neither the New Belgium Pumpkick (25), Blue Moon Harvest Pumpkin Ale (26), or Elysian Night Owl Pumpkin Ale (27) made much of an impression.
Two beers stood out from the rest: Schlafly’s Pumpkin Ale (31) and our winner, Alewerks Pumpkin Ale with 35 out of 50. These finely balanced beers struck the best balance between expression and restraint, offering full pumpkin flavor but remaining drinkable.
|Name||Avg Rating||Carl||Brian||Beer Advocate||Nose||Appearance||Tastiness||Platonic Pumpkin||Finish|
|Elysian Night Owl Pumpkin Ale||27||30||24||44||4||3.5||2.5||2||1.5|
|New Belgium Pumpkick||25||20||30||40||1.5||3.5||3||3||1.5|
|Blue Point Pumpkin Ale||18||12||24||38.5||2||2||2||1||2|
|Shock Top Pumpkin Wheat||18||16||20||36.5||1||2.5||2.5||1.5||1.5|
|Blue Moon Harvest Moon Pumpkin Ale||26||24||28||36||2.5||3||3.5||1.5||2.5|
|Alewerks Pumpkin Ale||35||40||30||45.5||2.5||4.5||4||3.5||3|
|Sam Adams Pumpkin Batch||11||16||6||39.5||1||0.5||2||0.5||1.5|
|Dogfish Head Punkin Ale||19||26||12||44||2||2||2.5||1.5||1.5|
|Schlafly Pumpkin Ale||31||32||30||46.5||4.5||3.5||3||2||2.5|
|Redhook Out Of Your Gourd Pumpkin Porter||24||24||24||39.5||2||3||3||1||3|
|Southern Tier Pumking||23||34||12||45||3||3||1||2.5||2|
I thank Carl for including me in this exercise, but I have vowed never to drink a pumpkin beer again. The cloying aromatics and dreadful puns are simply too much for one sitting, and the time has come to cut the gourd.